You don’t actually see it until they feel comfortable enough around you to let you see the basic.
When it first happens you think they’re joking…
then you quickly realize they aren’t.
But you brush it off because no one is THAT basic.
However, a few weeks pass and the basic-ness returns… even more evident than before.
Pero like… it can’t be THAT BAD you say to yourself as you try to laugh it off.
Oh… BUT IT IS.
It’ll be okay, you say, as try your best to help them. And for a brief, fleeting moment in time you think it’s working.
But you quickly realize it’s not when every week your cleaning partner refuses to help you clean unless you pester her,
or there are always dishes in the sink,
or when the trash is emptied and moved to the door, where you and everyone ekse has to exit and have to pass the trash cans outside to go anywhere because it is the ONE motherfucking exit out of the house and somehow you and one other person are ALWAYS the ones taking it out.
And don’t even get me started on their lack of basic sanitation standards…
You want to talk to them, you really do…
but after five attempts and them ‘realizing’ because somehow they ’didn’t know’ that these painfully obvious things need to be done, you know it’s never going to happen.
You never thought you would ever… ever, ever, EVER come across so many beyond basic people in such a small setting.
But you did, and you live with them, and you just have one question that you are constantly asking:
And after six months of dealing with their shit (both figuratively and literally) you just can’t anymore
and want to cut all of them in their sleep.
But instead you just count the days until spring break/graduation and try to refrain from snapping and telling people about themselves.
Spoken like a true heroin user of the ’80s #thatshowyouknowitslove #lolwut #psychopharmofthe80s #technicallytbt
Look straightener, it’s been real. But now you’re a piece of 💩 that doesn’t work anymore so I gots to move on. Nothing personal. #rip #pouroneoutforthehomie (at The Crack Den)
Perspective #repost #true #iwanttobebeyonce #butifindthishardtobelieve #ithinkshehasatimemachine #orthatspellhermionehadwhereshecouldbeintwoplacesatonce
Obligatory “I guess it’s pretty even though it needs to stop snowing because it’s making my ride on the struggle bus more difficult and miserable” photo #snow (at Academic Quad, Tufts University)